I’d rather be playing Skyrim
phrases like “i’ll be the distraction you go on ahead without me” generally do not have a tendency to end well
"i’ll catch up with you" no. no you probably won’t
"we’ll talk about this later" there is no later
"it’ll be alright" not for you since you just said that and doomed yourself
My parents are watching the BBC adaptation of I, Claudius and I watched it with them tonight. A VERY important historical figure at one point tells Claudius, “We’ll talk more when I get back from Corsica,” to which I was like “Well, he’s going to die in the next fifteen minutes.” My parents were astonished that I knew this, which I think is weird, because 1) characters always die when they say something like this, and 2)This is well-documented history, not a Joss Whedon show.
Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.
Oh my God, I found the full gallery of Marc Simonetti’s Discowrld covers.
These are the ones for Hat Full of Sky, Mort, Soul Music, Hogfather, Nightwatch and Monstrous Regiment.
These are so pretty they make me want to cry.
The Tiffany Aching one is AMAZING
He will be very, very missed.
tv meme [1/5] favorite male characters: ben wyatt
"I have been tense lately… just thinking about the new Star Wars sequel. I’m worried they’ll rely too heavily on CGI and I’m carrying it all in my shoulders."
I could never marry Ben Wyatt because I’m pretty sure I AM Ben Wyatt