Alban Lendorf and Alexandra Lo Sardo of The Royal Danish Ballet in Marnon
Did anyone else think that was his leg in the last picture?
Because I did.
I thought he had three legs.
- Your real name:
- your detective name (favourite colour and favourite animal):
- your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on):
- your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle):
Schcl (what the fuck)
- superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left):
- goth name (black and one of your pets):
Not doing the whole thing, I just want everyone to know my superhero name is The Grey Tetrahedron
My life this week
"Taller than Batman," a fun game for anyone with flight (and small birds)
Too cute not to reblog. I love how Batman’s expression is just like “**** you guys, I’m rich.”
Degenerative Cubism afflicts 12% of Spanish cattle. If the disease were ever to become airborne, it’s estimated that all beef cattle in the country would be little more than a few lines leaving the impression of cattle within one month.
A realism vaccine was developed in 1994 but has occasional surrealist side effects, turning 2% of cattle injected into two arguing mimes and a waffle.
It’s always a bit of a mess when the mimes start to get hungry, too.
Sometimes to make myself sad, I imagine the first time Rapunzel’s mom says “I love you,” to her and Rapunzel says, “I love you more!” back. And then her mom kind of smiles blankly and goes, “Not possible,” or something, and Rapunzel can’t let her know why she’s suddenly feeling so empty inside.
I HAVE THREE WORDS THAT WILL BRING JOY TO YOUR HEART:
little league quidditch
#all brooms fly like 3 feet off the ground#the bludgers are stuffed animals#keepers often get distracted by clouds#the seekers are better at playing tag than catching the snitch#games are over when it’s naptime