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There’s nothing like a shower to help you find all those cuts and scrapes you didn’t realize you have

Pride and Prejudice + Green

Really craving this movie today. Perfect when you don’t have time for the miniseries or the book.

tyleroakley:

"Would You Have Sex With Paul Rudd?"

What do you have, HULU PLUS?!?!

Do you ever meet someone who is just all the bad parts of Tumblr personified?

I’m little-known enough that a new follower really makes my day :) Hello!

How come sometimes the person you want the most is who you least want to be with?

shoomlah:

Heffalump am I,Biggest of all,Huge old and tall.

shoomlah:

Heffalump am I,
Biggest of all,
Huge old and tall.

Eating french fries in my underwear and watching Futurama. All is right with the world.